iPhone, anyone?

It's the must have ComputerJesus. It has everything. It does almost anything... yeah. whatever. Anyways, it's the start of July. Two more months till school starts again. Crapbag. Then the whole process starts again.. we get assignments on top of other assignments so we need to get the first project done, then you get so lazy and tired that you procrastinate, then you get bad grades when you want to get excellent grades (which I've these past years), then since you procrastinated, you get stressed, and for girls, when you're stressed, you eat. When you eat much more than you need, you get fat, then you get depressed about being fat so then you stop eating. Before you know it, you are an anorexic in a hospital bed with nurses feeding you all these special things. And since you've been getting bad grades and aren't at school now, but in a hospital bed, you miss assignments and get held back a grade. You don't get into a good high school or college and so no fancy job. Then your life is pooped and you're a bum drinking Budweiser in an Adult Theatre. SHEESH.