OK, I'll admit that I'm one of those people that wipe/dab at the grease on their pizza. Sorry to those who think that's just downright annoying. I am 'oilphobic' ??? I don't know, don't blame my stupidity. It's hard to find good, yummy, non-greasy food in America.. well maybe sometimes it is. My mother asked me to cook this thing.. it's a Filipino snack thinggy (me being Filipino) called Empanada... she dumped a BUNCH of cooking oil into the pan and I reacted with a face that said "eww, gross, disgusting, yuck, ew." I told her it looked unhealthy.. and it actually did. Imagine eating what?? a PINT worth of cooking oil. It's hard to get off some of the fatty yummy stuff.. like McDonalds. When you eat there, you don't even think about the dangers of the Big Mac's contents.. I usually order the Quarter Pounder.. which sounds VERY HEAVY and unhealthy. Next time I might say that whole line about "I'll order the SUPER Heart Attack Deluxe" or whatever I said in the title..
even right now, I have a Pepsi and bag of unhealthy pretzels on my desk. UGH.. I guess I eat the fatty and oily foods that are in disguise and when we look at each other face to face, I just slap them like a drunk, horny boyfriend that hired 12 prostitutes Thursday night for a little fun. Oooh yeahhh, it's THAT profound.
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